i think george clooney should
teach “man classes” around the country

he could tell teen age boys not to get married until
well into their 40’s – maintain lifelong friendships
with other men – how to hang out with brad pitt,
basketball pointers – sort of a real life boy scouts
meeting, except with cocktails and stories about
movies sets and historically progressive american
political milestones. Who can we contact to
get this ball rolling?